If it weren't for the beauty salon ….. <br />which gave her the perm, <br /> OR for the way she walked in heels, <br />which was almost-a-squirm, <br />OR for the way she felt in his presence… <br />(her tiny nipples got FIRM) , <br />OR for how his 'thing' got so LONG, <br />like a stretching earthworm, <br />OR for how her freshly-freed egg cell …. <br />ENGULFED ……his wriggling sperm, <br /> <br />[[ IF (only) IT WEREN'T FOR 'that'! ! ]] <br /> <br />THEN ……..I might not be now writing this poem; <br />for THAT, I've my parents to thank. YOU truly do owe ‘em.<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-it-weren-t-for-human-procreation-humor-short-a-little-lying-perhaps/
